Welcome... I got drunk one time at an offshore medical school so I know a little bit about the subject of offshore medical schools. Now alot of students like to drink whisky but if you go to OUR offshore medical school you'll learn that you are much better off drinking vodka because you usually won't have a hangover which is a big plus if you want to get up and go to class the next day and actually become a medical doctor at our offshore medical school. Lotta girls in string bikinis around the beach at our institute of advanced medical study but we don't even emphasize that 'cause we let girls become medical doctors here. All you gotta do is study hard, do the work, and pay your bills and you can become a medical doctor. Then you can have your own stethescope and live in a mansio with a beautiful spouse and drive a big fancy car and we even give you your own black medical bag at graduation and that ain't no lie so come on in and take a look around.